He can have my goat if he wants.
I don’t know who this is or what’s going on here, but I love it.
I really wish I liked this show more. It has the best gifs.
These, for me, are the two most depressing paintings in western history. They were painted by post-impressionist Henry de Toulouse-Lautrec, a man who, due to inbreeding, was born with a genetic disorder that prevented his legs from growing after they were broken. After being so thoroughly mocked for is appearance, he became an alcoholic, which is what eventually caused his institutionalization and death. His only known romantic relations were with prostitutes.
And then he paints something like this which is so beautiful and tender and sentimental. It seems like the couple in bed really loves each other—cares about each other. Wakes up happy to look at each other. And I see that love and passion and I wonder how lonely he must have been. I wonder how he could paint something like this without it breaking his heart.
Maybe they say artists should create what they know, not because its unbelievable when they extend themselves beyond their experiences, but because when they pull it off with such elegance, it’s so damn unbearable to look at. I hate thinking of Lautrec, wondering about the lovers he created and knowing it was beyond his experience. Creating something that he knows is beautiful and knows he’ll never really understand.
"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
Right now. This is where I want to be, right now.
This is pretty much my approach to all work problems. “I’ve got it covered, unless I don’t. In which case, I’ll just make it up!”
the way is long but you can make it easy on me
OMG what even happens in this show in S2?!
Happy ‘Mean Girls’ 10-year anniversary.
"Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done a good movie since Mean Girls." - everyone
Out of the sixteen classic Mean Girls lines featured here, one is spoken by Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay is not what made this movie great. Can we all just be honest that she’s not going to “make a comeback” because 1) she is a narcissistic druggie, and 2) even if she recovers, she can’t really act?
I mean, at least noted druggie douchebags #Winning and ole’ Iron Man at least have genuine acting chops, even if their Good Decision Meters are broken.